🎶 I would trade 10,000 days for one more hour with you 🎶 Wife: Aww that’s a sweet lyric. Would you trade 10,000 days for one more hour with me? Me: Huh? No. That’s like, 30 years. For one more hour? Are you crazy?
I star a lot of tweets.
I don’t get paid to tweet. None of the jokes I wrote garner me fame nor fortune. I do it because I love telling jokes, and more importantly, love making people laugh. There is no better feeling that I’ve ever experienced than making a person or group of people erupt in joyous laughter. It’s usually an easy feat to accomplish, and people are really grateful for it. When I joined twitter in 2011, I...
We met on the train, once. The connection I felt was instantaneous. It was your scent that drew me in. I’ve never felt so comfortable with someone so quickly. I walked away from that encounter more satiated than I’d been in years. Now I look for you every day. I get on the same train. I sit in the same car. Hoping every passenger is you. Disappointed when it isn’t. ...